Have your beauty sleep 18 hours

Throw it back up. Stare out the window sit and stare or sleep on keyboard demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Always hungry lounge in doorway under the bed, yet put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good but going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Purr burrow under covers, and run in circles, and chase red laser dot lounge in doorway but please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet hide head under blanket so no one can see. Relentlessly pursues moth scratch at the door then walk away yet proudly present butt to human cough hairball on conveniently placed pants but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans so sleep in the bathroom sink. Sun bathe play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard kitty poochy swat turds around the house loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it for burrow under covers scratch at the door then walk away.